So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs โ€œfurriesโ€, and this is hilarious. ๐Ÿ˜‚. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?

Sitting at the supper table son says: โ€œDad, I think Iโ€™m a cat!

Dad: โ€œNo son, youโ€™re a boy! โ€œ

My son: โ€œNo dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! Itโ€™s my right and you canโ€™t do anything about it!โ€

Dad: ๐Ÿค” โ€œOK!! โ€œ

My son: โ€œHey, whereโ€™s my supper? โ€œ

Dad: โ€œYour supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!โ€

My son: โ€œWhat???โ€

Dad: hits him with a broom, โ€œget off the table furball!!โ€

My son in the corner looking bewildered!

Me to my wife : โ€œIs that cat neuteredโ€??

My wife: โ€œI will make an appointment!! โ€œ

My son: โ€œWhat??? โ€œ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Dad: โ€œYour mother and I have decided we donโ€™t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!โ€

My son: โ€œWhat???โ€

Dad: brandishes broom, โ€œNOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!โ€

My son: โ€œDad, I think Iโ€™m a boy!โ€

Dad: โ€œI thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!โ€

Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Todayโ€™s society has enough fruit loops already.

End of story!๐ŸŽคdrop

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