So I was talking to my dog 🐕 and he said he wants to identify as a dolphin 🐬.

And I said "Dolphins don't pee on trees 🌴 and fire hydrants."

He said " Those aren't trees 🌴 or hydrants."

I said "So WTF are they then?"

He said, "Seaweed and kelp."

I hate my dog sometimes 🥹