Why doesn't luke skywalker eat alphabet soup during the winter?

Because the letters would spell out lukewarm. ЁЯШЖ ЁЯПГЁЯП╛тАНтЩВя╕П ЁЯПГЁЯП╛тАНтЩВя╕П ЁЯПГЁЯП╛тАНтЩВя╕П #dadjoke