Miss piggy is a pickme

Miss piggy is a pickme...
Do you know that?
Miss piggy is a pickme...
Chasin that frog again..,
You know Kermit, right?
He's got a headache....

I feel for that brotha...
You know
I feel him

Got a lot of nerve
For her to ask him to be
Her man forever....
To be her boyfriend
To be her husband

And he still shakes his head no....
He's scared...he backs off
He runs away

But miss pick me piggy
Bellows out, "KERMIT!"

And that frog
That frog man
Be hidin somewhere....

He doesn't really love her....
He's willin to be her sweetheart though...
Miss Piggy isn't really his dream girl
She's just a placeholder....
Somehow what kind of lesson is this?

I don't think you're teachin young girls to
Be in a position where you keep fightin for
Love, love that makes yourselves desperate...
Actually this isn't love....this is somethin else....
It's funny on kids show....
Yet this is an example of a pickme woman
Keeps chasin after her man in every episode
And movie.....

Don't be a miss piggy
Ok?
She's a pickme
She has been a pickme ever since she laid eyes on
Kermit....at the time I thought they belong together
And felt like Kermit did love her...
With all the convincing she did...

As I grew older
I had changed my mind about miss piggy
I realized wait a minute she was gettin on
Kermit's nerves....askin him to marry her over and
Over and he still stutters....a slow motion yes...
He had to think about it.....

She throws herself at him constantly....
He's in her blue starry eyes....
Knowin she will always lit up for him...
If Kermit really wants her
He will go after her...
Cos when a man knows, he definitely knows....
When a frog knows, he surely knows...
Don't get it twisted now....

And he knows he doesn't want her like that,
She didn't give him a chance to chase her...
She started to pursue him first....

When a woman pursues a man,
Well it didn't end well unfortunately.....

It's not a good thing...

So for the ladies
Out there
Don't be miss piggy
She was my favorite
Though she bosses Kermit around...
She was annoyin to me as well....

💯✨©️ Kai C. 10-30-24