Top ten things Disciples said at the Last Supper:

10. I gotta get my plate early, 'cause you know I'm a diabetic.

9. Since you can turn water into wine...how 'bout making this a Henny and Coke?

8. If you show your Disciple's Card at the door, they let you in the club free.

7. Man, Caeser just died...and got a salad named after him already?!

6. Let me see the bill and do my own math.

5. Oh snap, I left my wallet in the chariot, I'll be right back.

4. Look at Peter's wife; she ain't dancin' at all.

3. All them black people in the kitchen and we can't get no chicken?!

2. Hey bro, can you spot me? I'll cashapp you later.

1. This my last time coming to dinner with these brokies.