My son called me this morning.
Me: wuz up phat boi
Son: Wuz up daddy
Me: nun chillin
Son: so ummm daddy now hear me out before you say no.
Me: awwwww hell wat u want now lol
Son: do i was wondering can i have like $50 when u get paid? I got this girlfriend and i wanna take her out.
Me: yeah i got you but you aint got no wheels my guy.
Son: oh i got that part handled. You gone take us.
Me: wait a damn min i didnt agree to that lol
Son: You kinda did when you said and i quote " Yeah i got you my guy."
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate it here lol