My niece Jade, who just finished Law School was describing all her aunts and uncles and when she got to me she said:

"you're the uncle who I'd call in the middle of the night to come fuck up my boyfriend and hide the body. You'd show up with three black trash bags, suran wrap, duct tape, and a shovel dressed in all black with face paint, driving an Oldsmobile Cutlass cause you like the trunk size. You ask no questions, and snitch to no one."

#thatsmygirl