Halloween THE WORST "Holiday" lemme give you 3 reasons why:
YTF is candy the highlight to nation riddled with diabetes? Don't believe me just count; just count how many diabetes commercials you see in a day 💁🏾‍♂️🍃🍂💨.
Reason 2 every one is a slutty something, a pimp something, a vampire, or some kind of fictional monster🤦🏾‍♂️🍃🍂💨. Theñ you walk a little talking about how original you are 😑🍃🍂💨. Point is be phucking original, or better yet just say you couldn't think of 💩.
Reason 3 how the hell do you telll ya kids not take candy from strangers, but you take your kids out to accept candy from strangers. Am I missing something here 😕😐🤔🤷🏾‍♂️🍃🍂💨?! Kinda 🐂💩 is thàt ?!?!?!