I wanted you all to know that the back and forth banter my wife Kim and I share is "our" thing that has been going on since we were dating in 1998. We both know when we've gone too far, as we both love each other immensely. Having said that:

*us arguing*

Me (with a smirk): Kim, it is pointless arguing with me. I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago. I'm just trying to make you mad😏🤣

Kim: I'ma beat your ass, bitch🤬