My Wife just phoned me and the conversation went like this :-

Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Xmas..???

Me: "Yeah."

Her: "Wind it forward One Hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds."

Me: "Right, I've done that"..

Her: "Okay, you see the Gladiator at the front Fighting the Lion"..???

Me: "I can see that, yeah."

Her: "Just behind him, there are two Gladiators having a Sword Fight with each other"..??

Me: Okay, I see them."

Her: "Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the Screen, there's a Gladiator holding a Spear"..???

Me: "Yes...! I can see him"..

Her: Right..!

"Those are the Sandals, I want for my Birthday".