If yall don't get ya news from Zay Fucifino like I do, you probably drink your own bath water.

Growing up, I was the type of brotha who could see the mexican border from his house, yet took French all my high school years.

Trying to smack-talk with your wife be like:

Kim: that why yo head shaped like a bowling ball 🤣

Me: well at least my fo'head ain't as big as yours🤣

Kim: OMG! you think my forehead is big!?😢😢😢 I knew you hated the way I looked Derek!

Me:

No one loves a warrior till the enemy is at the gate.

I'll defend you in private and wont even tell you about it cause I handled it.

-Myra Garner

If ya homie get scooped up by the Police lookin like THIS just know the whole Hood getting scooped up the next day‼ 🤣🤣🤣👉🗣👮‍♂️🚓👈

Nice! Hopefully you can find some resin seeping out like that...

#meanwhile ...in San Francisco

A group of shoplifters ransacked a Walgreens store in San Francisco’s Civic Center area as stunned onlookers and store personnel watched in another retail theft incident caught on video.”

Video of the theft was shot by a producer at CBS News Bay Area who was shopping at the time with his girlfriend when thieves swept through the store.