Me when a white homeless person asks me for change:

So..is it safe to say THESE particular women have toxic masculinity Traits 🤔🥺🤣

📣Shoutout to those whose kindness is a way of life, not just a strategy😉

Texting your kid really is like dating someone who is not interested.

Me: I miss you, and hope you have the best day!

My Son: ok

If the police can shoot you because they thought they "saw a gun", you in fact do NOT have the right to bare arms.

If my wife ever becomes paralyzed.

Just know I’m still eating that paralussy.