If you ever see me in public and I look mad, there’s nothing wrong with me. I just look like this so people won’t bother me.

Sister in-law: Kim called me complaining about you, why?

Me: your sister told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted

Sis in-law: and!?

Me: well after I tied her up, I ordered take out and watched two movies 😬

Her: dis nigga🤦

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