*1997*
Older brother Matthew: alright Derek, don't be weird on your date.

Me to my date: did you know that cheese is just a loaf of milk?

I flew in to Cincinnati with my sister to help my dad, and while I was out she let this WOMAN in my room 🤨🤔😂😍

Savor the wisdom of your elders. You don't know how much longer you'll have them.

BLACK MEN,

Loud and stubborn doesn’t equal #alphamale

Kim: I bet you're thinking about other women huh?

Me: Gavin is now 6'1 220lbs, and he used to live in my balls🤔