Interesting...

Trying to smack-talk with your wife be like:

Kim: that why yo head shaped like a bowling ball 🤣

Me: well at least my fo'head ain't as big as yours🤣

Kim: OMG! you think my forehead is big!?😢😢😢 I knew you hated the way I looked Derek!😥😥

Me:

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