Shiiiiiiiiiiid!!! The only organ I'm donating is the one from Casio that i got for $65 at a garage sale. My driver's licence says "tf you saying" where it says *organ donor*. No way I'm letting them kill me just to get some fresh body parts. Fact is, they'll take it regardless, but I'm not making it easy for them to finish me off, especially in the hospital...

Success is not only creating your future, it’s also about what you are letting go.

Level of awkwardness:

I went to highschool 5 minutes from Mexico and took 4 years of French

Because it's NOT. It's called 'reverse phychology" #wakeup 🙄

TGIF!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#lesliejones #rondesantis @mnsbc

Only those 40 and over, will get this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣