I'm just gonna put this out there ahead of time.....any future vaccines they make, I ain't taking that shit.

Me: Kim, I just had a revelation!

Kim: what nigga, what!

Me: every part of a vagina sounds like it was named by wizards

Kim: why did I breed with you!?

The only reason why the "Lame Pedoduck" is attending the game tonight at MSG, is to invoke the sympathy vote for being disrespected, to mobilize his one-tooth horde. He should simply just be ignored, no booing, no jeering, nothing! He'd leave by halftime.

This is good hair

I’d eat a Bike tire before I’d watch another downtrodden ass woman in a Tyler Perry movie. It’s no different than another slave movie. Can we EVER be thriving and happy 🙄

They say I always criticize the Black community. I question your palate as to why you enjoy being spoon-fed mediocrity.

The One In The Back Died... ...about 20 seconds after the first bite...and came back to life...LMFAO 🤣