Apparently it's rude to poke someone in the forehead and say "Skip Intro" when they start talking to you.

*sees Kim's Amazon packages at the front door*

Me to Kim: Amazon ain't nothing but an online crack house.

Me: If the sun is in space....why is there light on earth, but not in space?

Illuminati: Stay right where you fucking are!

Converse to understand, not respond.

Listen intently before offering your perspective.

Empathy unlocks breakthroughs.