Summer 2023, Niger.
Coupleaders๐ช: Letโs do another coup ๐คฃโ๐พ
Coupleaders๐ช: *kidnapping president Bazoum ๐ณ๐ช
The people of Niger๐ณ๐ชโ๐พ: Wow! Put him back please, we love democracy.
The West๐ฎโโ๏ธ: Macron! Itโs your โpeopleโ
Macron!๐ฅ๐ซ๐ท: Stop it, elseโฆ.sanctions! ๐ค
US๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ: Thatโs right! Cause itโs Putinโs fault!
Putin ๐ท๐บ: tf??? I was in SOUTH Africa recently, itโs not the same so donโt mention my name. #brics
Coupleaders๐ช: Sanctions? You mean the money you give the president๐ณ๐ช so he spend it back on you๐ซ๐ท? The same money you give to protect the minerals you get for almost free? Your๐ซ๐ท printed money?
People of Niger๐ณ๐ช: Wait what? Fuck the french!!๐๐พ๐ซ๐ท *burning down french flags and ambassy.
Macron๐ฅ๐ซ๐ท: merde! Help!
US๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ: Sjesus Christ, Macron, really ainโt shit, call Nigeria and the media and threaten them!
AlJazeera ๐: on it! โWest African leaders threathens coupleaders and will use forceโ
Nigerian puppet๐ณ๐ฌ: Me puppet! Niger๐ณ๐ชneeds puppet back! Will use force.
US๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ: yes! Force! Cause itโs Putinโs fault!
Putin๐ท๐บ: tf??! Yaโll just hatinโ cause Iโm giving away free grain.
Coupleaders๐ช: All yโall trippinโ , no interference of foreigners! None!
Ibrahim Trairรฉ๐ง๐ซ๐คด๐ฟ๐ช๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ: Did somebody say โcoupโ ? ๐. It sounds to me like attacking a coup next to me IS attacking me๐
Mali ๐ฒ๐ฑ: and me ! ๐
Macron๐ฅ๐ซ๐ท: US!! Theyโre bullying me!! ๐ค we trained this guy.
Ibrahim Trairรฉ๐ง๐ซ๐คด๐ฟ๐ช๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ: Yeah well fuck you now!
Putin๐ท๐บ: .. So yes Ibrahim ๐ง๐ซ, letโs discuss REAL training to protect yourself forever from the West.
US๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ: WHAT THE FUCK??? Putin?? Tf you doing in Burkina Faso ๐ง๐ซ????
Putin๐ท๐บ: business๐
AlJazeera๐: US? Wagner??
US๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ: we can confirm nor deny that the Wagner group is supporting the coup in Niger, as we are too busy proving aliens exist so we have an excuse to make more weapons and test it out on yโall, meanwhile support our war in Ukraine.
Coupleaders๐ช: Yโall trippin. No more gold and uranium to France! None!
August just startedโฆ.2023
Zay Fucifino
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