Summer 2023, Niger.

Coupleaders๐Ÿช–: Letโ€™s do another coup ๐ŸคฃโœŠ๐Ÿพ
Coupleaders๐Ÿช–: *kidnapping president Bazoum ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช

The people of Niger๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ชโœŠ๐Ÿพ: Wow! Put him back please, we love democracy.
The West๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ: Macron! Itโ€™s your โ€œpeopleโ€
Macron!๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: Stop it, elseโ€ฆ.sanctions! ๐Ÿ˜ค
US๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ: Thatโ€™s right! Cause itโ€™s Putinโ€™s fault!
Putin ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ: tf??? I was in SOUTH Africa recently, itโ€™s not the same so donโ€™t mention my name. #brics

Coupleaders๐Ÿช–: Sanctions? You mean the money you give the president๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช so he spend it back on you๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท? The same money you give to protect the minerals you get for almost free? Your๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท printed money?

People of Niger๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช: Wait what? Fuck the french!!๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท *burning down french flags and ambassy.

Macron๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: merde! Help!
US๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ: Sjesus Christ, Macron, really ainโ€™t shit, call Nigeria and the media and threaten them!
AlJazeera ๐Ÿ•Œ: on it! โ€œWest African leaders threathens coupleaders and will use forceโ€
Nigerian puppet๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ: Me puppet! Niger๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ชneeds puppet back! Will use force.
US๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ: yes! Force! Cause itโ€™s Putinโ€™s fault!
Putin๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ: tf??! Yaโ€™ll just hatinโ€™ cause Iโ€™m giving away free grain.

Coupleaders๐Ÿช–: All yโ€™all trippinโ€™ , no interference of foreigners! None!

Ibrahim Trairรฉ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿช–๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ: Did somebody say โ€œcoupโ€ ? ๐Ÿ˜. It sounds to me like attacking a coup next to me IS attacking me๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Mali ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ: and me ! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Macron๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: US!! Theyโ€™re bullying me!! ๐Ÿ˜ค we trained this guy.
Ibrahim Trairรฉ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿช–๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ: Yeah well fuck you now!
Putin๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ: .. So yes Ibrahim ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ, letโ€™s discuss REAL training to protect yourself forever from the West.
US๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ: WHAT THE FUCK??? Putin?? Tf you doing in Burkina Faso ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ????
Putin๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ: business๐Ÿ˜
AlJazeera๐Ÿ•Œ: US? Wagner??
US๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ: we can confirm nor deny that the Wagner group is supporting the coup in Niger, as we are too busy proving aliens exist so we have an excuse to make more weapons and test it out on yโ€™all, meanwhile support our war in Ukraine.

Coupleaders๐Ÿช–: Yโ€™all trippin. No more gold and uranium to France! None!

August just startedโ€ฆ.2023