WTF!!! So if you had sex with an animal, you're disqualified. But...if an animal had sex with you, you're qualified? What kind of a country is this? 👀

Morning

Your child's mental health is more important than their grades.

Farmers Market haul.

Nephew: Uncle Derek, give me your best relationship advice?

Me: test her gangsta, laugh in her face during an argument.

Kim: don't listen to your stupid ass uncle.

The Palestinian genocide gets all the press but there is a genocide in the Congo