*during sex with the wife*

Her: Derek, I want you to hurt me....

Me: Your sister is prettier than you.

Her: WAIT!

Me: Not a fan of the new haircut.

Her: Motherfucker! Get off me

Stupid question. Wtf is she supposed to do? Leave all that ass at home?

QUIT BIAS ICC

South Africa's firebrand opposition leader, Julius Malema, has renewed calls for the country to quit the International Criminal Court. He says the organisation is blatantly biased against non-Western countries. Similar accusations have been made by sections of the country's ruling alliance, which points out that the ICC mostly targets African leaders...

#weatwar ❗❗❗❗

I saw the brother selling black seeded watermelon by the train. I got 2 cups from Catdaddy.

I have a question for our Nigerian brothers & sisters. I saw this on a reel on ig or fbibook, it was one of those "tell us something about your country that no one knows". The Nigerian brother said if you go to the ATM and type your pin in backwards the Nigerian government will lend you $150,000 US Cash and you have to pay it back when you cime back to Nigeria. Is this true?