Babysitting:

why can't kids never sit still?
It's always bite a chicken nugget, and do a flip🤔🤦

Social Media PSA:
“I disagree” does not necessarily equal “triggered”.
It is possible to disagree for logical reasons.

trying to get people to sign up for MP, and they're asking for things that they didn't ask for when they signed up for Facebook 🤷😡

The day I need a wife, the market is filled with mad people. - Nigeria proverb.