Greene County man sentenced to over 3,000 years in jail for sex crimes against children...I mean, really? 3,000 years? WHY???


Matthew Perry, 44, from Greensboro was sentenced on Tuesday, March 28 after being convicted of 13,143 felony counts of sex crimes against children.

#meanwhile ...in Greensboro, Pa. A Pennsylvania man was sentenced to over 3,000 years in jail for sex crimes against children, according to Green County District Attorney David Russo.

Matthew Perry, 44, from Greensboro was sentenced on Tuesday, March 28 after being convicted of 13,143 felony counts of sex crimes against children, including 2,190 counts of rape of a child under the age of 13.

Perry was found guilty following a four-day jury on Nov. 18, 2022, according to a Facebook post by the DA's office.

“I am proud to announce Matthew Perry would have to live for 3000 years in order to pay his debt to society, and now I would like to get back to fulfilling my promise to the people of cleaning up the corruption in Greene County," said Russo in the post.

Perry will not be eligible for parole until the year 3523.

Paroled? By who? tf you saying...👀

Grand Rising

OMG!!! She needs to stay away from the beach, it's killing her...


The 60-year-old comedian announced on Tuesday that she has received a booster shot of the Moderna vaccine, sharing a photo of herself getting the jab at a doctor's office on her Instagram.

"3rd Moderna shot AND a flu shot! Yes. Fear me," Griffin wrote in the caption.
"Ummm, just got 3rd shot of Moderna AND a flu shot in the other arm," she captioned the same snapshot.
Griffin received her second dose back May, joking at the time that Dolly Parton, who helped fund the development of the Moderna vaccine, "put a 5G mind control chip in my head and I love it!"

Maybe the chip malfunctioned??? 👀

🤔 Grandma would say, "Yackem", if she was still here.

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