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Well played President...well played...lol 😆.
Malawi's former President Bakili Muluzi once promised to give every Malawian who votes for him a pair of shoes. After winning, he said that it was impossible for him to fulfill his promise since he did not know the shoe sizes of all the voters. He served from 1994 to 2004.
*showing up late to brunch with the women in my life*
Me: sorry I'm late, I don't know if I'm coming or going....
Kim: you're going, cause when you're coming, you sound like a deaf guy stubbing his toe on the corner of the bed 😏
My mom: 👀
My mother in law: 👀
My niece: 👀
My other niece: 🤔
Our waiter: 👀
My Sister: 🤣🤣🤣
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY 💓 💗 💛 💖
"Foreign rule is only possible when a nation loses the unity, independent production & skilled protection capability to rule over themselves."
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
