Kim's mom: I love this picture of you two in Hawaii.

Me: I love that you forced your daughter into gymnastics.

Kim's mom: WTF Derek!?

Shout out to everybody who take pride in their appearance before they leave the house. Eye crust in public is inexcusable.

Can you see me?

Between binary thinking and cognitive dissonance, some of y'all are cooked no matter who's the chef.

Just a note for y'all that can't leave Facebook:

Everything goes against Facebook Community Standards except the word "Nigga"

Apocalypse does not point to a fiery Armageddon, but to our ignorance and complacency coming to an end.