My son called me this morning.
Me: wuz up phat boi
Son: Wuz up daddy
Me: nun chillin
Son: so ummm daddy now hear me out before you say no.
Me: awwwww hell wat u want now lol
Son: do i was wondering can i have like $50 when u get paid? I got this girlfriend and i wanna take her out.
Me: yeah i got you but you aint got no wheels my guy.
Son: oh i got that part handled. You gone take us.
Me: wait a damn min i didnt agree to that lol
Son: You kinda did when you said and i quote " Yeah i got you my guy."
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hate it here lol
One man is checking sports, while the other is doing intelligence testing, language and problem-solving. One man is checking TV and gossip news on his phone while the other is reading a self discipline book.
Flying metaphorically is learning how to command yourself, if a man cannot command himself he will only obey for the rest of his life.....
-The superpower is you 👑
Empress Afrika
コメントを削除
このコメントを削除してもよろしいですか?