I was rocking my hoodie in the farmers market and this white lady thought I was from Kenya 🇰🇪! She starts talking to me in Swahili! Jamboooo she says as I gather my fresh fruits and veggies 🥕 🥦
I started laughing because it caught me off guard. I was looking for someone black to talk too... 🤦🏾‍♀️

I was rocking my hoodie in the farmers market and this white lady thought I was from Kenya 🇰🇪! She starts talking to me in Swahili! Jamboooo she says as I gather my fresh fruits and veggies 🥕 🥦
I started laughing because it caught me off guard. I was looking for someone black to talk too... 🤦🏾‍♀️

I was rocking my hoodie in the farmers market and this white lady thought I was from Kenya 🇰🇪! She starts talking to me in Swahili! Jamboooo she says as I gather my fresh fruits and veggies 🥕 🥦
I started laughing because it caught me off guard. I was looking for someone black to talk too... 🤦🏾‍♀️

FUKKIN SALAD

Kim: Derek, during sex, do you like me on top or bottom?

Me: Babe...... a pancake ain't done til it's been flipped on both sides 😏

Kim: 👀👀

Today is my "no eating meat" day. I tried all week at work and failed miserably. But today is a conscious effort.