YOU SEE THE SHIT I POST?

Does it look like IGAF what outside people think.

Democrats are the same as Republicans.

Fuck breakups, you ever slip in the shower and tried to grab the water?

*Kim and I at the couple's therapist*

Therapist: Derek, you have consistently said that Kim is smarter than you, what questions do you ask her to quantify that position?

Kim: Here we go.....

Me: ok, Kim, is coochie a fruit or a vegetable?

Therapist: 😮

mummify

Mississippi