Rise Up This Mornin
Smile With The Risin Sun 🌞

Wife's secretary: Kim, it's Derek on Line One, he says it's an emergency.

Kim: Honey! Is everything okay, are you alright!?

Me: Kim, why do they call it "boob sweat" instead of "humidi-titties"?😬
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Kim: call your momma and your daddy and tell them goodbye cause when I get home I'ma murder you 🤬