If a black person tells you "You picked the right one today", you in fact, did NOT pick the right one.

This Looks Like A Scene From Reno 911...LMFAO 🤣

First Lady is unbothered

bring everything out in the open 👏🏾👏🏾

Claude A.I. Replaced Her Entire Dev Team... Hi, I'm a physicist and I'll tell you about myself and what i do...

This is what i heard 👇🏽

I took a shower this morning.
Not because I had to be somewhere.
Just to stay ahead of events.
M&Ms are surprisingly small.
You never hear anyone say, "Just one M&M ruined my afternoon."
It's always a group effort.
I was at the beach recently.
The ocean seems unnecessarily large.
It already won.
Nobody is competing with it.
I went to Chipotle yesterday.
Every visit feels like an oral exam.
Beans?
Rice?
Why are you hesitating?
Combing your hair is strange.
You spend years growing it and then immediately start organizing it.
Cricket is an excellent sport.
Mainly because I still don't understand it.
Anything that survives that long without my understanding deserves respect.
I bought bananas.
Four of them were green.
Two hours later they had become an urgent situation.
Clouds have a lot of confidence.
Imagine changing shape every ten seconds and still showing up every day.
I found a quarter in a parking lot.
That feels like too little money to belong to someone and too much money to ignore.
Socks travel in pairs.
One disappears.
The other retires.
I've never seen an optimistic turtle.
Maybe they're hiding it.
The letter Q contributes very little and receives enormous support.
Most of its work is outsourced to U.
I saw a kite in a tree.
At that point it's just a flag.
Pancakes are remarkably calm.
Waffles seem like they're trying to prove something.
I don't trust automatic paper towel dispensers.
The relationship feels conditional.
A crow looked at me this morning.
Not aggressively.
Just professionally.
Thank you.

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I want her at my trial, I'm wearing my uniform and bringing handcuffs...👮‍♂️

Ross received a "private reprimand" after a court investigation found that she had sex in the courthouse with a high-ranking uniformed police officer within earshot of staff,


https://www.yahoo.com/news/pol....itics/articles/judge

James Harden Arrested In Houston Over A Gun, A Car, And A Missing Holster...