Wife: Derek, why do you insist on pushing all my buttons?

Me: I'm trying to find MUTE😏

Wife: You motherfucker 🤬!

I was up so early i almost posted Rise and Conquer again because in my mind it was Wednesday which meant i was speaking to you from the future 😎

I've been done with rap for so long, even just the instrumentals sucks these days...Smh

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"Rich kids get taught. Poor kids get tested."
-Diane Ravitch

This "boy" thinks that because he's 18, and at college, he can just catch an attitude with his mom, like I won't just get on a plane to Baton Rouge to come "see" him.